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Actually, it should be “Wife Off” and “Off” 
or maybe that’s what they mean!
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Funny enough @glucas, very occasionally I have the odd rip roaring argument with the wife, if I have had enough, I pull out my aids, she will then start to swear at me in sign language, I then cover my eyes with my hands, effectively making me incommunicado… Sometimes, being deaf has its advantages:-) Cheers Kev…
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My grandfather was a cantankerous old rancher who was almost completely deaf. He used a hand held hearing aid that he carried in his pocket (very early 1940’s) . He would yell and scream at someone and call them names then he would yank the speaker out of his ear and tell them to say what ever you want because I can’s hear a ****thing. 
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