Time to upgrade the alarms, Audiogirl. And, you’ve grounds for a concealed carry permit. OTOH, with sensitivity training and maybe a ball gag, he might be a somewhat useful part timer. Who’s taking out the garbage now?
So, do the Googley thing Jakey, and put that in your setting. Jeeze! Some people never figure the Internet/computers out. And, based on AG’s reaction you may be overstating frequency.