Years ago, I supplied an elderly gent with an in the ear hearing aid.
A few weeks later he came in and sheepishly asked for a replacement.
Needless to say, I enquired how he came to loose the almost new aid I had recently supplied.
What he then said, I didn’t expect.
Apparently, he and his equally senior lady friend became rather intimate. During the ensuing passion, the extraction line on his aid caught in her false teeth and as she pulled away, she swallowed the hearing aid.
And no, I didn’t offer to repair it!